Oh look, a bird.
maybe one day she'll fly away.

nudistpriest:

I slip lyrics into conversation very often. It makes people think I’m philosophical and smart but really I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

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swag-canada:

jibblyuniverse:

im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk

One of these is not like the others

yeah, I mean bread isn’t the only possible source of grain so it isn’t strictly a nesessity

3 hours ago with 177,959 notes — via arseguardian, © princess-wolverine


thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

5 hours ago with 527,765 notes — via colonelrogers, © bluebonne


ivarstead:

"this is what i am now. and you’ll never know who i was before."
  black widow #1

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interwarss:

Carbon tax has been repealed in the Senate.

Australia now has no climate policy at all. Nothing.

I just can’t even believe the priorities this fucking backwards government has.

Sorry world, Australia sucks.

The way we have gone from the 2007 election where climate policy was the number 1 priority to 2014 where we have no policies or viable options on climate change is reprehensible.

9 hours ago with 890 notes — via arseguardian, © interwarss


novacorps:

novacorps:

image

can we talk about how they’re sitting around with beer and take-out chinese but there are fucking candles lit like they don’t want to ruin the ambiance of this fine dining experience and Rhodey and Tony have the nerve to be dressed the fuck up in suits with ties for this shit

#AND MJOLNIR IS JUST SITTING CASUALLY ON THE TABLE

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olucival:

actualucifer:

mahroestylah:

who-the-hell-is-bucky-barnes:

probably

idk but my headcanon is that whenever steve and bucky are gonna meet up with each other, bucky checks all the alleyways and places like that just to make sure that steve isnt being beat up

Bucky eventually not even checking if it’s Steve anymore and becoming an accidental neighbourhood vigilante because every time he sees some small skinny guy being beaten up in an alley way he charges in like a rhino and saves the guy and goes “you stupid fuck steve” and they look at him and go “who the fuck are you”

#bucky and steve were totally meeting at the theatre like i’m 90% sure#coz the seat next to steve was empty in an otherwise sold-out theatre#buck must’ve heard the fight as he walked up and was just ‘jfc steve really? really?
(tags via buckyoubucky)

olucival:

actualucifer:

mahroestylah:

who-the-hell-is-bucky-barnes:

probably

idk but my headcanon is that whenever steve and bucky are gonna meet up with each other, bucky checks all the alleyways and places like that just to make sure that steve isnt being beat up

Bucky eventually not even checking if it’s Steve anymore and becoming an accidental neighbourhood vigilante because every time he sees some small skinny guy being beaten up in an alley way he charges in like a rhino and saves the guy and goes “you stupid fuck steve” and they look at him and go “who the fuck are you”

(tags via buckyoubucky)



9 hours ago with 134,999 notes — via sorbus, © lebsians


Black Widow 08

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mayarashi:

animehead:

rin looks like he’s wearing heelys 


nyoom

mayarashi:

animehead:

rin looks like he’s wearing heelys 

nyoom

9 hours ago with 23,143 notes — via presidentlaguna, © son-of-a-namek


roachpatrol:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

Thanks, Satan.
9 hours ago with 80,481 notes — via caslovesloki, © rebelside


"Nobody likes being alone that much. I don’t go out of my way to make friends, that’s all. It just leads to disappointment."
— Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via ayyoade)
9 hours ago with 1,443 notes — via caslovesloki, © observando


centch:

For shame Sparkle.

centch:

For shame Sparkle.

9 hours ago with 4,245 notes — via presidentlaguna, © centch


arakitkat:

Stop it

arakitkat:

Stop it

9 hours ago with 1,398 notes — via presidentlaguna, © arakitkat